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It was a proud day when Dee-nee recognized it's first non-arian member, sadly his affinity for Punk Rock and White Women still make Lipitz the blackest constituent on the forums. He is covered from head to toe in skin tags and tatoos that read "Yeah that's my Oldsmobile, What of it!?" (the tatoos, not the skin tags). He doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, eat red meat, he only drinks water and run approx. 400 miles a day, these high-wire exploits have earned him the moniker "Mad Dog" for obvious reasons. He lives in Canada where he patiently contemplates the overthrow of our country all while gnawing on his favorite snack; leather shoelaces.