Beefmaster

Known as "The Regent of Rochester," Beefy has been blamed for the death of an erroneous RBI article author on the internets.

• One of the few Dee-Nee'rs to hail from the Dakotas
• Loves to work from home
• Has a recent newborn known as "Beefchild"
• Lived in St. Paul, MN with his Aunt for a summer
• Favorite RBI and MLB team is the Minnesota Twins