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An alumnus of the esteemed [[Parish State University]] and the holder of a healthy obsession with all things [[Harold Baines]], this former resident of Portsmouth, Ohio is a long time member of the dee nee [[forums]].

'''Baines''' was the first to experience the combination of a [[blowjob]] and [[RBI]]. This may seem damn near impossible to top, but he also incorporated RBI into his wedding day, complete with an RBI cake and a post-ceremony thrashing of his new wife on a kick-ass wood grain television.

As if this weren't enough, Baines also met up with fellow forum member [[fknmclane]] on a cross-country visit to Arizona. He says he was just riding along with his friend but we all know he really wanted to hang out with [[fknmcLane]] and pass out on his couch after drinking copius amounts of alcohol and after playing a ridiculous number of RBI games.

In other news, Baines will be a proud papa in a few short months, one of a number of dee nee babies soon to be spawned and unleashed upon this great land.

It is a well known fact, Baines has no alliances.

Pics needed of Baines' cake and post-ceremony RBI game with Kim. [[User:Fknmclane|fknmclane]] 23:41, 16 May 2005 (CDT)

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