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Mark '''fknmclane''' is a legend on the [[Dee-Nee Forums]]. He has more posts than any member except his dear, dear [[IFF]] [[Gantry]] and takes the time to read every single thread on the forums. Though many confuse his nickname with Die Hard, it is simply his name preceded with a [[fkn]].

== The highlights ==

This list is a general breakdown of fknmclane's better known qualities.

* Has a [[Kat|wife]] who is way too hot for him.
* Has two daughters that are way too cute to be his
* Has a custom made [[RBI]] tshirt
* Drinks plenty of [[Miller High Life]]
* Recently graduated [[college]] in a mere 8 years
* Responsible for bringing forum stalwarts [[BeeJay]] and [[Chubbrock]] to dee-nee, as well as sometime posters [[Ozzy]] and [[sandman]], his brother
* Is a connoisseur of good music, notably [[punk]].
* Is well-liked by every forum member and participates in all level of discussion
* Brought the [[slurve]] style of RBI to the masses
* Enjoys the occasional [[drunken posting]] spree
* Knows someone who fisted his cousin while on the phone with their grandmother (the friend's cousin and grandmother, not fknmclane)

== Choice Quotes ==

Drunken Post: Regarding RBI Legend Roger Clemens; "He is so fucking ridiculous is sint'a even funny. What'sf worse is that he has busfincking blonde harid now. He looks awful fubt can stil pitch flike a motfo.

'''MCLANE IS A DRUNK ASSHOLEAND HE APOLOIZES'''" -- Fknmclane 5/09/2005

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