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[[Image:Rafaelsantanaspinners.jpg|thumb|'''Santana''' can't hit for shit, even when using his monster cock as a bat]]

'''Rafael Santana''' sucks complete ass. He has the worst ratings in two of the three hitting categories, [[Power]] and [[Contact]], and a very bad [[Speed]] rating. In addition, he is a righty. He somehow lucked out to win a ring with [[New York (NES)|New York]]. What a loser this guy is.

{{Batter|
|Bats=Right
|BA=.245
|HR=11
|Power=708
|Contact=38
|Speed=124
}}

== Bio ==

* Born January 31, [[1958]] in La Romana, Dominican Republic
* Signed by the [[New York Yankees]] as an amateur free agent in [[1976]]
* Played in the Big Leagues from [[1983]]-[[1990]]
* Is currently manager of the Winston-Salem Warthogs, the Chicago White Sox's affiliate in the Carolina League.

== Fun Facts ==

* According to the book [[The Bad Guys Won]], Santana would routinely bring animal/midget/etc porn into the locker room. Also, while passed out drunk, urinated on a teammate during travel.
* Teammate Ed Hearn said that Santana had "a Cock the size of a bat"

== External Links ==

* [http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/santara01.shtml Santana's stats on Baseball Reference]

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[[Category:Players in NES RBI]]
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