Gantry: Created page with "Strassy loves Ford Tempos, Miller High Life Light, Nintendo, and College. Hobbies include throwing bags of vomit and calling Nick Lachey a nerd to his face. His numb..."

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Created page with "Strassy loves Ford Tempos, Miller High Life Light, Nintendo, and College. Hobbies include throwing bags of vomit and calling Nick Lachey a nerd to his face. His numb..."

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Strassy loves Ford Tempos, [[Miller High Life]] Light, [[Nintendo]], and College. Hobbies include throwing bags of vomit and calling Nick Lachey a nerd to his face. His number one Dee-Nee pet peeve is when people lock threads for no reason.

Strassy, a long time waiter, has recently sold his soul to corporate America and has launched his career as a Starbuck's manager.

When asked why he would trade the carefree good life of sleeping with young involved coworkers and drunk patrons, Strassy remarked "Everybody has to grow up sometime, now get off my lawn!"

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Gantry: Created page with "Strassy loves Ford Tempos, Miller High Life Light, Nintendo, and College. Hobbies include throwing bags of vomit and calling Nick Lachey a nerd to his face. His numb..."