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[[Image:ColemanCardinals.JPG|thumb|150px|I cannot be thrown out from deep in the hole, bitch!]]

The [[speed]]iest player in all of [[RBI Baseball]], '''Vince Coleman''' is the leadoff hitter for the [[St. Louis Cardinals]]. His incredible speed sometimes makes up for his lack of [[power]] and once on the basebaths; he can be quite a terror.

Coleman earned Rookie of the Year honors in 1985 after stealing 110 bases. A two-time all-star, Coleman never batted .300 and hit a career-high 6 home runs in 1990.

He will be remembered for his speed, futility, and the irony wrapped in his Hall of Shame Entries.

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|Bats=Left
|BA=.293
|HR=3
|Contact=17
|Speed=148
|Power=762
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== Hall of Shame Entries ==

* Was accused, with fellow RBI'er [[Dwight Gooden]] and Daryl Boston, of rape in April 1992. The case was eventually dropped for lack of evidence
* Threw a lighted firecracker into a crowd of people at the Dodger Stadium parking lot. A young girl was hurt and Vince had to serve 200 hours of Community Service
* Missed the 1985 World Series after getting rolled up in the tarp machine
* Struck fellow RBI'er Dwight Gooden with a golf club in the team's clubhouse. Gooden was forced to miss a start... I think the moral of the story is to keep Gooden and Coleman the hell away from each other.

== Pictures ==

[[Image:ColemanCrutches.JPG|thumb|75px|left|Dumbass]]
[[Image:ColemanMets.JPG|thumb|left|I find constructive things to do after taking off my Mets uniform]]
[[Image:ColemanCartedOff.JPG|thumb|left|Stupid fucking tarp monster!]]
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== External Links ==

* [http://www.baseball-reference.com/c/colemvi01.shtml Coleman's stats on Baseball Reference]

[[Category:Players in RBI]]
[[Category:Players in NES RBI]]
[[Category:RBI All-Stars]]
[[Category:RBI ROYs]]
[[Category:RBI Outfielders]]
[[Category:RBI Leftfielders]]

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