Gerlost
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Gerlost was the lead singer and founding member of The Cagey Bees from 2004-2006. Not only that, he is the king of the world's greatest radio show, Taco Tuesday. In addition, he is perhaps the world's biggest fan of former Mizzou QB and current New York Jets WR Brad Smith who, it has been said, is a smart runner. He is also responsible for the most impressive piece of useless RBI knowledge ever.
The Real Gerlost
- Name: Gerlost
- Nickname: Hair Toast
- Age: 22
- Location: Leningrad, USSR
- Status: Official College Graduate
- Favorite RBI Team: California
- Favorite RBIer: Reggie Jackson
- Favorite MLB Team: St. Louis Cardinals
- Favorite NCAA Team: Mizzou
- Turn ons: Synthesizer, sports video game, fast car, bad movie, hot sauce, Brad Smith
- Turn offs: Immaturity, or if you smell bad
- Worst Flaw: Really minty breath
Fun Facts!
- Runs MySpace pages for Fknmclane and Mark Whiten
- Met Dick Van Dyke in the airport
- Drinks a lot of milk (4 gallons per week)
- Can play the piano real good
- Has owned 2 cars