Rafael Santana sucks complete ass. He has the worst ratings in two of the three hitting categories, Power and Contact, and a very bad Speed rating. In addition, he is a righty. He somehow lucked out to win a ring with New York. What a loser this guy is.
- Right-handed hitter
- .245 Batting Average
- 11 Home Runs
- 708 Power Rating
- 38 Contact Rating
- 124 Speed Rating
- Born January 31, 1958 in La Romana, Dominican Republic
- Signed by the New York Yankees as an amateur free agent in 1976
- Played in the Big Leagues from 1983-1990
- Is currently manager of the Winston-Salem Warthogs, the Chicago White Sox's affiliate in the Carolina League.
- According to the book The Bad Guys Won, Santana would routinely bring animal/midget/etc porn into the locker room. Also, while passed out drunk, urinated on a teammate during travel.
- Teammate Ed Hearn said that Santana had "a Cock the size of a bat"