Rafael Santana

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Santana can't hit for shit, even when using his monster cock as a bat

Rafael Santana sucks complete ass. He has the worst ratings in two of the three hitting categories, Power and Contact, and a very bad Speed rating. In addition, he is a righty. He somehow lucked out to win a ring with New York. What a loser this guy is.

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  • Born January 31, 1958 in La Romana, Dominican Republic
  • Signed by the New York Yankees as an amateur free agent in 1976
  • Played in the Big Leagues from 1983-1990
  • Is currently manager of the Winston-Salem Warthogs, the Chicago White Sox's affiliate in the Carolina League.

Fun Facts

  • According to the book The Bad Guys Won, Santana would routinely bring animal/midget/etc porn into the locker room. Also, while passed out drunk, urinated on a teammate during travel.
  • Teammate Ed Hearn said that Santana had "a Cock the size of a bat"

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