Gantry Zettler

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Gantry is the creator of the Dee-Nee website, and the fearless leader of the Forums.

Vital Stats

Gantry Zettler - hero to some, idiot to most.
  • Full Name: Gantry Cooper Zettler
  • Age: 28
  • Nickname: G, Burrito, Natty Gann (by Teddyballgame)
  • Forum Nickname: Gantry
  • Email:
  • Hobbies: Hackey Sack, Worshipping Satan, Avoiding Bathing
  • Favorite Drink: The Ribbon
  • Favorite Line: "Two Dollars!!" - Better Off Dead Paperboy
  • Favorite Simpsons Quote: "Ho!!!" - Popcorn Truck Driver
  • Favorite Band: Dillinger Four
  • Favorite Taco Bell Meal: Bean Burritos
  • Failsafe pickup line: So, I hear you like burritos...
  • Family Friends: Andre Reed, Al Del Greco, Joe Jurevicius
  • Dekalb Claim to Fame: Purposely failing a class so he wouldn't graduate

RBI Info

  • Favorite Team: California
  • Favorite Player: Reggie Jackson
  • Favorite Arcade Team: New York
  • Favorite Arcade Player: Mickey Mantle
  • Best At: Hitting with Lefties
  • Worst At: Holding a 9th Inning Lead
  • Best Moment: Hitting 7 straight HRs with Harry Spilman
  • Worst Moment: Blowing the deciding game of the 2002 finals
  • Inspiration Song: Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot
  • Claim To Fame: The Retreat

January 9th, 2007 a day that will live in infamy

  • Possibly destroyed the lives of dozens of Dee-Nee'ers with a software update gone horribly wrong
  • Forums have been rendered useless as early as 6:00 AM EST going late into the day
  • Forum posters are so bored that they (and by "they", I mean "I") feel the need to post
  • This better end soon, or I'll really lose it
  • Is currently drunk with power