Gantry Zettler
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Gantry is the creator of the Dee-Nee website, and the fearless leader of the Forums.
Vital Stats
- Full Name: Gantry Cooper Zettler
- Age: 28
- Nickname: G, Burrito, Natty Gann (by Teddyballgame)
- Forum Nickname: Gantry
- Email: gantry@dee-nee.com
- Hobbies: Hackey Sack, Worshipping Satan, Avoiding Bathing
- Favorite Drink: The Ribbon
- Favorite Line: "Two Dollars!!" - Better Off Dead Paperboy
- Favorite Simpsons Quote: "Ho!!!" - Popcorn Truck Driver
- Favorite Band: Dillinger Four
- Favorite Taco Bell Meal: Bean Burritos
- Failsafe pickup line: So, I hear you like burritos...
- Family Friends: Andre Reed, Al Del Greco, Joe Jurevicius
- Dekalb Claim to Fame: Purposely failing a class so he wouldn't graduate
RBI Info
- Favorite Team: California
- Favorite Player: Reggie Jackson
- Favorite Arcade Team: New York
- Favorite Arcade Player: Mickey Mantle
- Best At: Hitting with Lefties
- Worst At: Holding a 9th Inning Lead
- Best Moment: Hitting 7 straight HRs with Harry Spilman
- Worst Moment: Blowing the deciding game of the 2002 finals
- Inspiration Song: Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot
- Claim To Fame: The Retreat
January 9th, 2007 a day that will live in infamy
- Possibly destroyed the lives of dozens of Dee-Nee'ers with a software update gone horribly wrong
- Forums have been rendered useless as early as 6:00 AM EST going late into the day
- Forum posters are so bored that they (and by "they", I mean "I") feel the need to post something...here
- This better end soon, or I'll really lose it
- Is currently drunk with power